Anybody want to hear a good joke?

While we wait for the final pieces of confirmation to roll in, proving Gina Clayton-Tarvin was lying through her teeth when she claimed to have “hunkered down on the floor with her terrified students with a gunman lurking nearby”, in order to embellish her calls for gun control, I wanted to share a hilarious aside that showed up in my inbox the other day.

Apparently, John F.Briscoe has pulled papers to run for Congress in the 47th district.

Seriously!

  Yeah, I know.

I’ll wait till you stop laughing before proceeding…

 

 

Ok… done now?

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John Briscoe – Not Endorsed by the GOP.

This would actually be side-splitting funny, it were not so pathetically sad.

It seems Briscoe is in the grips of the same delusional hallucinations generated by the narcissistic personality disorder that his fellow OVSD Trustee Gina Clayton- Tarvin suffers from.

Perhaps its contagious.

After the economic meltdown of 2008, and the resulting damage my family suffered at the hands of useless, self absorbed, unqualified, ineffective politicians, I made it my new mission in life to call out the phonies and clowns that were part of the problem, and the upstarts that appeared to simply wish to continue the clown parade, regardless of their political affiliation

With regards to the GOP Pols that I called out, I was chastised by others for violating the unwritten law…” Thou shalt not criticize another Republican”.

F*ck that.

That is the kind of thinking that got us into the meltdown mess to begin with.

The old boy network of backslapping, baby kissing, sloganeering, do nothing douche-bags that would back candidates based on Party loyalty, cash on hand and the overall length of their ass kissing apprenticeship in the Party system.

There is already a strong GOP candidate running in the 47th district in David Clifford, a true conservative, running on a traditional platform.

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David Clifford- 47th District GOP Candidate.Endorsed by the GOP.

Clifford is a non-politician….a blue collar business owner, that actually understands meeting a payroll and working his ass off to pay the bills.

One that actually lives in the district he represents, unlike the slimy carpetbagger, John Briscoe.

Click here for David Clifford’s campaign website…


Contrast that with John Briscoe, who runs a property management company that has been characterized online as that of a slumlord and appears to be guilty of petty retribution against those who bother to complain about conditions at the properties he manages and bedbug infestation, among other things…

Click here for a recent review of Crestwave Property Management.

Ugh! Bedbugs! Click here for another take…

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John Briscoe is an embarrassment to the Republican Party.

His constant buffoonery and self promoting antics are difficult to suffer through and have grown intolerable.

His alignment with ultra liberal leftist Tarvin on a wide variety of issues, betrays the carefully crafted, “In God We Trust”, image he seeks to portray.

Briscoe has sued the City of Huntington Beach for employment records, because he wasn’t satisfied with the individual the City hired as an inspector, one that failed to deliver results aligned with Briscoe’s joint effort with Clayton-Tarvin, to garner face time and relevancy by conducting a slur campaign against Republic Services.

What would have happened if Briscoe’s crusade to find out the background of an inspector he didn’t like resulted in that individual’s termination?

The City would then be subject to a wrongful termination lawsuit.

OVSD and Briscoe have no right to second guess the Human Resources decisions of another public agency, regardless of there perception of the qualifications of a City employee.

The fact that he gloated about it and posted zany rants in social media bad mouthing HB City Attorney Michael Gates, a man that handed Briscoe his ass when both ran for OC GOP  Central committee, just reinforces the perception that Briscoe is unhinged.

OVSD was the agency that was stupid enough to site portables, housing pre-schoolers, directly across from a trash dump then demand that the dump fully enclose its operations, resulting in the aforementioned lawsuit.

 

If anybody needs further proof that John Briscoe is a nut job, one needs to look no further than this ridiculous email sent by Briscoe to Gina Clayton-Tarvin, blowing his horn about how “Literate” he is…

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Briscoe appears to be fully on board for OVSD’s attempt to interfere in a private party transaction between Republic and Public Storage Inc. A pet project of his co-conspirator Gina Clayton- Tarvin, to transfer the land to her friend and crony, Mary Urashima.

The resulting stalemate has left the blighted parcel in limbo for years.

Republicans believe in the sanctity of private property and resent government intrusion and such interference.

Briscoe, it appears does not hold these views and aligns fully with far left loon, Clayton-Tarvin, who has filled pages of this blog with her insane activity.

Thankfully, the Party has gotten wise to the real John Briscoe, and is creating some distance, in much the same way one moves quietly away from a smelly hobo who sits down next to you on a bus.

Clifford has what it takes to duke it out with Alan Lowenthal, who barely squeaked out a win in the 2014 mid terms, when turnout was low.

2018 promises to be an opportunity to take back a seat that was once a solid Republican stronghold and Clifford deserves all the Party support available, to make a solid go at flipping the 47th back into Republican hands.

No doubt Clifford will hand Briscoe his ass on a plate in the primaries and make the cut to the general election.

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The fact that he has to endure a distraction from this unqualified, carpetbagging poser is unfortunate.

But when it comes to John Briscoe, It’s certainly not unexpected.

Trust me. CPRA Requests and personal encounters with Mr. Briscoe have resulted in a wealth of data that paints a picture of who this man really is.

If anybody would like a full briefing on the madness that is John Briscoe, feel free to contact me directly at surfcitysledgehammer@gmail.com

And if you are a Republican who endorses John Briscoe, you will earn an instant place in the honor roll of idiots that is…

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And now, heres something we hope you will really like…

Here at HBSledgehammer.com, we strive for relevance and your face time, just like a few local politicians and gadflies we know and love…

I ran into this guy lurking behind a dumpster at AM/PM. His name is Rufus.

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Rufus has an old iPhone with a cracked screen…He charges it in the bathroom at the AM/PM.

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Rufus asked me if I was interested in a custom Sock Puppet Show…I had no idea what he was talking about and almost punched him in the face… It sounded almost sexual.

He explained that he spent his time making custom Sock Puppet shows in exchange for a smoke or a tall boy. I bought him a twelver and a full pack of smokes… and gave him my email address.

Best investment I ever made…


Ladies and Gentlemen, and now, the moment you have all been waiting for.

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This weeks installment…

Dedicated to Mary Urashima & “Historic Wintersburg!”

And now, without further ado…I give you, Sock Puppet Theater…

Sock Puppets.

A new weekly feature, here, on HBSledgehammer.com

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