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I ran into this guy lurking behind a dumpster at AM/PM. His name is Rufus.

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Rufus has an old iPhone with a cracked screen…He charges it in the bathroom at the AM/PM.

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Rufus asked me if I was interested in a custom Sock Puppet Show…I had no idea what he was talking about and almost punched him in the face… It sounded almost sexual.

He explained that he spent his time making custom Sock Puppet shows in exchange for a smoke or a tall boy. I bought him a twelver and a full pack of smokes… and gave him my email address.

Best investment I ever made…


Ladies and Gentlemen, and now, the moment you have all been waiting for.

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This weeks installment…

Dedicated to Mary Urashima & “Historic Wintersburg!”

And now, without further ado…I give you, Sock Puppet Theater…

Sock Puppets.

A new weekly feature, here, on HBSledgehammer.com

Thank me later.